Dell dude arrested for possession of marijuana. I'm guessing no one is really suprised by this, but it's juicy gossip nonetheless. Ruthie says, "Dude, you're getting a cell."
Madonna plans shocking new anti-war, anti-Bush music video, according to Drudge
Bin Laden offers military advice to Iraq, such as "digging large numbers of trenches and camouflaging them". Unfortunately, Colin Powell heard the broadcast too, so the advice won't be so helpful to Saddam. Related: Most Americans see justification for war.
Ok guys, love you. Gotta run.