I like television. I think it rots people's brains and I won't let my kids watch it until they're in grade school. But it has redeeming qualities. They include The West Wing, old episodes of Law & Order, and recently Television Without Pity and American Idol. Oh, and Even Stevens.
Here's a TWOP pull quote from Joe Millionaire, the last line of which is often alluded to in my company:
Someone else points out a painting that might be of Evan -- it's some seventeenth-century dude with the high collar and the robe, and he's all, 'What is up with the back fat, bizzotch?'