Please shoot me
That Christmas Shoes song is the worst song ever. I'd rather have a paper cut on my eye than listen to that song. Somehow, I managed to avoid it last year. This season is the first I've heard it. What a sappy sack of crap.
Oh, and the line, "I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight"; isn't that a little risque? I get a mental image of Jesus saying, "Damn woman, you're sick and dead...but you look fine!"