My opinion is always right
You know what sucks? SMS text messaging on cell phones. It takes so long to write a message. It would seriously be faster to tap it out in Morse code.
What moron decided that 'texting' was the next big thing for cell phones? Probably the same guy who thought I wanted to send crappy pictures from my cell phone. I'm going to institute a policy where anyone I see texting gets a screwdriver to the ear. mLife blows goats.