I ate too much food
The first thing to know is that the portions are huge. I ate a four-egg Spanish omelet that came with three pancakes. I swallowed that down in record time, earning congratulatory high-fives from the girls. Susie couldn't eat all of her spinach omelet and pancakes, so I finished that for her.
Then Margaret couldn't finish her gigantic German apple pancake, so I polished off a few pounds of that.
Nora was the only Lyoness* able to eat her entire cheese omelet and pancakes.
On top of eating my birth weight in food, I had several cups of coffee with whipping cream. Whipping cream is just like regular cream, except fatter.
*Ha ha. Margaret's last name is Lyons, and a female lion is a lioness. I'm so funny. Oh shit.