Gnome infestation

Here is a list of things I have lost since moving into my apartment in November:


  • Maroon University of Chicago hooded sweatshirt (my favorite sweatshirt)

  • Blue dress shirt (my favorite blue dress shirt)

  • Two metal travel coffee mugs (one of which was my favorite, the other leaked)

  • The Office first season DVD


What the crap. I want my stuff back.

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