I have neglected to post links to the weblogs of two Mikes.
Mike M. is an old friend from Binghamton. Now's he's a sophemore poli sci/econ major at Rochester. One time, we were playing Scrabble. Someone put down the word "two", and Mike yells out, "Twoah? Twoah's not a word. I'll challenge that." He was completely serious. It was probably the funniest thing ever.*
*No, the funniest thing ever was brainstorming how to make the most offensive Odyssey of the Mind skit at Denny's. But "Twoah" comes close.