David Dinaberg Goodness
Dave "Berg" Dinaburg has a good list of You know you're from Binghamton when...
Also from the Berg is this gem, which did hilarify me:
"Well, at first I was looking up tenuous [on dictionary.com], because I know it means 'not strong,' but I wanted to know the exact definition, and I like the word origins...and sometimes I pronounce things incorrectly. Then I looked up 'Donkey Punch.' Which isn't in here; I thought since they had 'muff' they'd have 'Donkey Punch.' Oh well...they have 'Donkey Pump'- lets check that..."