Best voicemail ever
"Hey Aaron. It's Ruthie. I'm at this party and I'm having a really good time, but I'd be having a better time if you were here. I switched my cell phone to 'vibrate' and I put it in my bra, so I really hope you call me. If not, forget this ever happened. Bye."
At least, I think that's what she said. It was kind of noisy.
[I anticipate inquiries from relatives: Ruthie and I are just friends.]