A Book to Solve My Problems
I want the book The Sound of the One Hand: 281 Zen Koans With Answers by Hau Hoo. Cecil from The Straight Dope says the book, "is my idea of an admirably no-bullshit approach to cosmic enlightenment". That's exactly what I need.
I'm sure that in this book lay the solutions to all my problems. Unfortunately, it's out of print.
I guess a true Buddhist would try to repudiate his or her desire for the book. I'll repudiate my desire once I have it.