…I think what you meant your title to be is “I wish I WERE twelve,” implying, of course that there is absolutely no possibility of you reverting back (unless, of course, you know Marty McFly) to your pre-teen days, etc., etc. It’s a subtle point, but really, an important one, employing one of the most delicate nuances of the English language — the subjunctive mood — a perfumed bouquet you achieve after dealing with f**ked up tenses, person, and even case.

Okay — sorry about that….just wanted to make sure that got out there…