This just happened
Barnes & Noble Cafe employee: “What can I get you?”
Me: “Grande coffee.”
Employee: “Dude…dude, you know who you look like?”
Either Ashton Kutcher or Evan Marriott. I hope you say Kutcher. (A picture of me, by request)
Employee: “That dude from That ‘70’s Show, doesn’t he?
Other employees: “Who?”
Employee with head up ass: “Which one?”
Employee: “You know, the funny guy, from Dude, Where’s My Car.”
Me: “Ashton Kutcher.”
All employees: “Yeah!”
Me: “Check out my new hit show on MTV, Punk’d”
[Laughter, exit sipping coffee]
The first time someone told me I looked like Ashton Kutcher was my senior year of high school. Recently, multiple strangers per week tell me I look like Kutcher. People also say I look like Evan Marriott, but he’s just stupid, while Kutcher is charmingly rambunctious.
La di da di da.
Earlier this afternoon, I noticed Andy had an explodingdog wallpaper on his laptop. I showed him the (better) explodingdog wallpaper on my laptop. I’m also wearing an explodingdog t-shirt.
Wow, explodingdog.
This just in: “Jehovah’s Witness” is an Eels song that rocks hardcore.
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May 14th, 2003 at 4:03 pm
Post a picture of yourself so we can decide.
May 14th, 2003 at 5:03 pm
Well, here’s a picture of me looking goofy and unshaven.
May 14th, 2003 at 5:28 pm
aaron also made his terminal transparent so that he could see his explodingdog background while reading email. that beat me hands down. macs are too cool.
May 14th, 2003 at 5:57 pm
dude, it’s your hair.
May 14th, 2003 at 6:05 pm
It’s not my chiseled features?
[I can hear people groaning at my narcissism]
May 14th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
people say I look like a normal chris kattan. I’m still unsure if that’s a compliment or not. but you have too high of a forehead to be ashton…people are silly. :D
May 15th, 2003 at 5:52 pm
is it expodingdog or explodingdog? the second one makes a lot more sense, but when it comes to band names, you never know…
May 15th, 2003 at 6:38 pm
Yeah Bethany, I suck at typing/spell checking. It’s fixed now.
May 19th, 2003 at 10:29 pm
I’m a friend of Ruthie’s and a fan of your little blog here. I also happen to work in the CShop and I have to confess I only told you ya look live Marriot to be obnoxious. But now that I think of it, you kinda do…:)