Ready.gov parody
You know what’s all the rage? Ready.gov parodies. Check out idlewords, insubordinate, Kieran Healy, and YayHooray. Maybe even buy a t-shirt.
Here are some of my own parodies:
Beware of Trogdor. He will burninate you.
If you trap Trogdor in a closet, don’t let him out.
Thoughts of sodomy make people cry.
While you wait for a terrorist attack, play nethack.
Do not work under any circumstances.
Consumer electronics are available in many time zones.
Nuclear radiation cannot penetrate your cubicle wall.
You will become aware that you are standing in nuclear radiation in 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
Terrorists only attack Whiteys.
In an emergency, karate chop through the door.
Terrorists clearly label their weapons.
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February 24th, 2003 at 2:40 am
Aaron, those pictures look like the ones they put in airplanes in Fight Club. They make me giggle. How can I get pretty graphs and charts about my blog? They look professional and important, unlike my blog. Sniff.
February 24th, 2003 at 3:20 am
Aaron, I demand you add “think Keith Hernandez without the defensive skills” to either your about page or your ktheory header. The Internet gods have defined Andy Martin’s statement as funny.
February 25th, 2003 at 12:10 pm
Those are great captions. Well done. Finally, Ktheory has some humor i can refer people off campus to.
February 26th, 2003 at 9:47 am
“Finally, Ktheory has some humor…”
Ouch!
April 19th, 2003 at 1:35 am
TROGDOR!!!! I was just standing here at the stick, looking at a thing in a bag, when I saw your site. Thanks for referencing Trogdor.
_matt
April 19th, 2003 at 11:16 pm
Aaron, I love your captions why don’t you call us sometime. There is two of us….