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Oh look, we’re under the mistetoe. Let’s make out.

I’m sure that is the crappiest mistletoe you’ve ever seen. It took about 30 seconds to draw.
Merry Christmas everybody.

That Christmas Shoes song is the worst song ever. I’d rather have a paper cut on my eye than listen to that song. Somehow, I managed to avoid it last year. This season is the first I’ve heard it. What a sappy sack of crap.
Oh, and the line, “I want her to look beautiful if […]

You know what sucks? SMS text messaging on cell phones. It takes so long to write a message. It would seriously be faster to tap it out in Morse code.
What moron decided that ‘texting’ was the next big thing for cell phones? Probably the same guy who thought I wanted to send crappy pictures from […]

Ray is one sexy beast. If I were a girl, I would be all over this guy. (See Ray’s flog.)
Why? Because Ray can deal some serious rectal assualt (a.k.a. ass whooping) when it comes to 007 Nightfire. And for that matter, when it comes to Halo or Splinter Cell. (Splinter Cell, mind you, is a […]

The quarter is winding down. Last weekend, my mom and my sister drove to South Bend, IN to visit my grandmother. Sunday, the three of them came to Chicago to visit me and meet Anja. We went to Maggiono’s for dinner. My sister stayed with me the next few days, attending classes and getting […]