Subtle and witty

Today, Professor Kiselev, my math professor from Russia, wrote a theorem on the board about Reimann sums and integrability. The theorem was an Òif and only ifÓ statement, meaning that if you assume a function is integrable, then you can prove itÕs Reimann sum converges to the integral, and conversely that if you assume the Reimann sum converges to the integral, the function is integrable. To prove an Òif and only ifÓ theorem, you must essentially do two proofs.

He asked the class to vote on which proof we thought would be easier. Out of twenty people in the class, three voted that it is easier to assume integrability, then prove the Reimann sums converge; four voted that the converse is easier.

This slight majority was in error: it is trivial to prove that if a function is integrable, its Reimann sum converges to the integral. Upon demonstrating this, Professor Kiselev said in his thick Russian accent,
ÒClearly, democracy does not always work.Ó

It was priceless. Subtly and witty.
HeÕs an amazing professor. My study group is going to nominate him for a Quantrell award.

4 Responses to “Subtle and witty”

  1. John Says:

    My “Marxism and Communism” has the unique ability to turn virtually anything into a capitalism/democracy-bashing statement. Old Russian guy, probably smarter than the rest of the class put together. It’s a really refreshing POV.

  2. Margaret Says:

    So “subtle” in fact that Aaron himself did not catch the irony until I pointed it out to him later in the day.

  3. Aaron Says:

    As Margaret says,
    “With a PhD from CalTech, he could break us with his mind.”

  4. Toan Says:

    Russian math profs. are awesome, as are Eastern European ones. Asian ones with messy hair and black kung-fu type slipper-shoes who can teach a quarter of game theory without actually speaking are cool too.

    The best though are surly ones with eye patches.

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