Statistical analysis of my religious beliefs

According to the Belief-O-Matic, my spiritual beliefs are as follows:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (77%)
  4. Mahayana Buddhism (76%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (72%)
  7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (70%)
  8. New Thought (68%)
  9. New Age (65%)
  10. Scientology (64%)
  11. Taoism (64%)
  12. Secular Humanism (60%)
  13. Hinduism (48%)
  14. Nontheist (47%)
  15. Sikhism (43%)
  16. Reform Judaism (38%)
  17. Jainism (30%)
  18. Bah‡′’ Faith (28%)
  19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
  20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
  21. Orthodox Quaker (24%)
  22. Jehovah’s Witness (15%)
  23. Seventh Day Adventist (8%)
  24. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
  25. Islam (0%)
  26. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
  27. Roman Catholic (0%)

I was pretty sure that Unitarian Universalism would be near the top. I’m a bit suprised that Buddhism is so high. I’m not suprised Catholicism is low. I wish I could be Jewish and Buddhist at the same time. Those religions have the best culture, in my opinion.

7 Responses to “Statistical analysis of my religious beliefs”

  1. ruthie Says:

    Culture, schmulture. It’s all about the food.

  2. Aaron Says:

    Speaking of food, how about all those Jewish “holidays” when you can’t eat? That kind of sucks. When they eat, Jewish food is good.

    I don’t know what Buddhists eat.

  3. Aaron Says:

    Speaking of food, how about all those Jewish “holidays” when you can’t eat? That kind of sucks. When they eat, Jewish food is good.

    I don’t know what Buddhists eat.

  4. Todd Says:

    let me close this tag right here.

    anyway, based on recent events I thought I’d take it to and I’m 100% Unitarian Universalism

  5. ruthie Says:

    Hey, the only reason to fast is so you can appreciate what you’re missing out on and throw a big feast to break the fast. That’s all it’s about. MmmmmKugel.

  6. andy Says:

    i also scored 100% unitarian universalist - which is good because, well, i am one. phew. i passed.

  7. Fred Says:

    I think christian science is the most evil
    and FUCKED UP cult there ever was I saw my
    mother die as a result of this disgusting
    fuckin cult. and whats worse how can you
    people that have kids watch them die in
    there beds. If I were a judge on a case
    where a christian scientist was responsible
    for a childs death I would sentence that
    person to death fuck christian science
    its no good and should be out lawed!!!!!!!!!

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